Imagination Takes Flight
tranceofreading:
“ awwww-cute:
“my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
”
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED” ”

tranceofreading:

awwww-cute:

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

lady-neurotica:

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

bluerosebunches:

thegestianpoet:

raven-brings-light:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:

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1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea

2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen

3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out 

If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.

serious answer: skurge, also an asgardian, has head tattoos, so ostensibly there’s some kind of godly tattoo parlor out there

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fun answer: thor possibly, in canon, also literally wrote this “tattoo” in ballpoint pen and just kept writing over it whenever it faded because he’s not quite sure what a tattoo actually is 

better answer: there is no godly tattoo parlor and skurge also does his tattoos in ballpoint pen

boogiekun:

bunjywunjy:

atcyberharpie:

thepleasuregoblin:

pon-raul:

playnicepussycat:

mudwerks:

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

He eat

what sort of fucking demon is that

Just a little boy.

Me

if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest birds on the planet with wingspans reaching over ten feet!

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some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

Gijinka prompt: regal child strutting to obtain the icepop

x-deer-teeth-x:

tornsymbiote:

x-deer-teeth-x:

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

scaliefox:

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

audrey-hepbae:
“ thewife101:
“This is important
”
If you put a fat girl who exercises next to a skinny girl who’s on meth they’ll say the skinny one is healthiest
”

audrey-hepbae:

thewife101:

This is important

If you put a fat girl who exercises next to a skinny girl who’s on meth they’ll say the skinny one is healthiest

silvysartfulness:

This is very important.

frog-and-toad-are-friends:
“ soulsoaker:
“this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real
”
my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker
”

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

soulsoaker:

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

shitpostinguniverse:

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thedivatracy:

When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.

riverclan-moved:

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

rockbusted:

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